High point of the debate the other night:
McCain: "Obama, you're a liberal".
Obama: "No, John, YOU'RE a liberal".
McCain: "Hah! I'm not Miss Congeniality, I'm Maverick!"
Obama: "I saw both those movies, you're not Tom Cruise, and Sandra Bullock has better legs!"
Obama: "I agree with you there, John. Great gams!"
McCain: "And you're liberaler!"
Obama: "Kissinger says you're even liberalerer! And you're stupid."
McCain: "I can write two letters like Eisenhower"
Obama: "Which two letters? A and B?"
Me: "I thought the debate was supposed to be on. How come I'm watching 'The Odd Couple'?"