Posted by
BrianR on Sunday, September 27, 2009 3:20:39 PM
It’s ba-a-a-a-a-a-ack!
Yes, according to Bill Clinton, the “vast right-wing conspiracy” is back, alive and well, and thwarting stalwart liberals on every front.
When Hillary Clinton originally coined the idea, it was scoffed at even by many members of her own party. But never let it be said that liberals don’t know a good conspiracy theory when they hear one.
Even if they have to make it up.
Evidently it’s incomprehensible to them that the electorate may just not be buying their snake oil. That their ideas, philosophy, and ideology just don’t sit well with people who have a more traditional idea of what American values are all about. It MUST be the work of some e-e-e-e-e-e-evil cabal! SOMEONE must be out there stirring all those people up, because the natives are restless!
There are drums along the Mohawk! Tom-toms in the jungle!
And boy! Those conspirators must be good! Because not only do the liberals control most of the press and broadcast media, but they also pretty much control academia and Hollyweird, too. But even in spite of that… the conspiracy is thriving!
Not only thriving, but so darned good at “conspiring” that not even aaaaaaall those press and media types can root them out and identify them!
Phew!
I know I’ve been pretty busy, what with conspiring with all the other conspirators to sneakily undermine all the Good Works planned for this country by the noble Leftis… um, fascis…. I mean sociali… er, those guys…..
Skulking around in the dead of night, leaving secret signals like a flower in the lower left corner of my front right window… y’know, sneaky conspiratorial stuff like that.
Then having to conspire to hide what I really think from being in my blog. You think I’m really a conservative? You think I really believe what I write here?
Ha! Gotcha! Because I’m reeeaaally conspiring to hide all that and advance my REAL and HIDDEN agenda! Don’t ask what it is. That’s for me to know and you to find out!
But just know that it’s conspiratorially aimed against the liberals, and especially the Clintons, and ESPECIALLY Obambi.
There! See? That was a hint. I didn’t write “Obama”… I wrote “Obambi”! There’s a hidden meaning in that… IF you can figure it out. But if you don’t have the password and the secret decoder ring, fuggeddabouddit!
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